May 2013
160 posts
May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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ruraljackdaw: psilentasincjelli: ruraljackdaw: voyagesofabookworm: thatwhoviansynesthete: wearejohnlocked: hungarian: do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards how do you hashtag ?????? hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt wait what… what do American keyboards look like then? oh
May 25th
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yorshs: “i need to find a tutorial for something.” “i know, i’ll look on youtube!” exasperated sigh
May 24th
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square-enix: how to have terrible posture and constantly look tired and indifferent a book written by me
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
May 24th
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May 24th
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hannabarbarian: i like this picture because it accurately explains what it was like when i masturbated for the first time
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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assiest: life is full of little surprises, for example: ‘dog food lid’ when read backwards is ‘dildo of god’ truly amazing
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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manicpixiedeathbitch: Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy...
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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kurokoshirai: EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GODDAMN FUCKING NGIF I START LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ITS ONE OF THE BEST FUCKING THINGSI  VE EVER SEEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES JUST ABOUT TO SPIN AROUND AND THEN SUDDENLY SHEJ UST FUCKING FLIES OFF IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE LIEK WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE DO THAT WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT IT I WOULD BE TERRIFIED THATS NO T HOW FLYING WORKS WHOEVER MADE THIS GIF...
May 22nd
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teppelin: have you ever had a game you wanted to replay but then there’s just one part that you fcking HATE and it’s just not worth it
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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manneon: So apparently Sony stocks just went to the fucking moon
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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orangewave: people who act like tumblr is this big unique group of people who are all in fandoms and there are 3 big special fandoms and there are vegans and hipsters who are evil and we’re on this special website that nobody else knows about
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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gallana: beerito: rnickey: how do i make friends add two cups of chopped lettuce
May 22nd
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stylinsmut: the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up” she picked up a sperm just one
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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Reblog if you've formed a meaningful relationship...
May 21st
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May 20th
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christinaposabule: hey wanna hear a joke well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously 
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 19th
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Listenjpesinablog: Game Grumps vs. Jay-Z: “99 Dang-Ass...
May 19th
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wanderingsoul864: spookapple: jackvessalius: look what we have here Proud to say I got this… After 10 seconds. *new record*
May 19th
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